Weapons of Mass Destruction

Good Evening from Kitty Comedy Central,

Tonight's broadcast features news of the discovery of weapons of mass destruction in Seymour, Tennessee. These two highly rambuctious kittens Daisy (left) and Dandy (right) have combined forces to create chaos and wreak havoc in the Miller household. Tonight's act of terrorism: a game of tag.
















A seemingly harmless chase turned into a large mess when Dandy chased Daisy across the couch at a high rate of speed just as I went to take my glass of soda from the end table into the kitchen. Before I could lift it out of the missile's (aka Daisy) range the soda was sent flying. The liquid went all of the way into the next room and splattered onto my hutch and curio cabinet as well as soaking the carpet, the television remote and the answering machine.

Cleanup efforts were further hampered by the ensuing game of attack the paper-towels and ice-cube hockey.

Never a dull moment, sigh!

Thanks for joining us. Wishing you and your's a quiet, peaceful evening.